A Response to a Theory Involving Cages.
21/09/2011
If you love someone, set fire to your parachute. Throw your oxygen mask out the window closely followed by yourself. On the fall, talk yourself into sweet denial about the fact that you’ll hit the ground; that this will destroy you and without doubt be the end of you. Trick yourself. Convince yourself that you are flying. That the impossible is possible. Don’t try to convince anyone else, it’ll never work. Enjoy the fall, the air surrounding you; pretend it isn’t crushing you. Enjoy the flight and, if you wish, flap your arms around, grab hold of the one who has caused this and bring them crashing down with you. Pretend it will slow your fall; postpone your own destruction.
23/10/2011
Alternatively, avoid planes altogether.
EleanorTwigby 